Dear Jackie,

DEAR JACKIE, I WANT THESE YSL EARRINGS. THANK YOU.

2011-09-10T13:14:00.000-07:00

ALICE HAWKINS WITH VERSACE HUNKS FORREAL

2011-09-09T13:26:00.001-07:00

POOLSIDE WITH JACKIE COLLINS: HUNKS!

2011-09-01T04:43:00.001-07:00

A MESSAGE TO ALL OF JACKIE COLLINS TWITTERERERES

2011-09-01T04:41:00.000-07:00

SERIOUS HAND FAN SKILLS HUNKS LOCO MIA RUMBA SAMBA MAMBO

2011-08-23T00:23:00.000-07:00

LOCO MIX A LOCO MIA HUNKS WITH FANS A LOCO MIA

2011-08-22T14:52:00.000-07:00

LOCO MIA LOCO MIA SEXY HAND FAN HUNKS IN FOUR FLAVORS

2011-08-22T14:36:00.000-07:00

SHAKIRA SHAKIRA HAND FAN FASHION

2011-08-22T14:20:00.000-07:00

JUSTIN BIEBER FEATURING USHER "SOMEBODY LOVES FANS"

2011-08-19T06:48:00.000-07:00

A LOUIS VUITTON HOUSE

2011-08-18T05:02:00.000-07:00

A LOUIS VUITTON FAN

2011-08-17T04:58:00.000-07:00

CONSTRUCTIVIST, POSTMODERNIST, GRACE JONES WITH A HAND FAN

2011-08-16T08:04:00.000-07:00

Dear Jackie,

What does Postmodernism mean? And where did it come from? We can find the answers to these questions (and more!) at the upcoming Postmodernist Style exhibition at the V&A Museum.

And this here Grace Jones image is the poster. I love them at the V&A. Grace is wearing a maternity dress designed by Antonio Lopez and the Rhythm Baby's daddy Jean-Paul Goude. Nothing says I'm pregnant like exclamation points and a hand fan.

Want to go to the V&A with me Jackie?

LADY GAGA ROCKS THE LV HAND FAN

2011-08-16T04:57:00.000-07:00

TOMMY HILFIGER'S SON "RICH HIL" IS A RAPPER

2011-08-15T03:23:00.000-07:00

Dear Jackie,

Remember back in the 90's when Tommy Hilfiger supposedly made these racist remarks: 'If I had known African-Americans, Hispanics, Jews and Asians would buy my clothes, I would not have made them so nice. I wish these people would not buy my clothes, as they are made for upper-class white people.'

Apparently that was a hoax and Tommy never said that.

However Tommy Hilfiger's son, Rich Hil, did say this: “Yeah, I learned that alcohol and coke? Is kind of for faggots. You know, like, in my eyes. I’ll drink alcohol to get a lean, don’t get me wrong, but, like, something about the people who are addicted to alcohol and cocaine, they seemed like fags to me,” he said. “Not ‘fags’ as in ‘gay.’ I have nothing against gay people. Mad people in my family are gay.”

So what exactly do you mean by 'faggots' then, Richy Rich?

JACKIE COLLINS POOLSIDE TO PERFECTION (VEGAS?)

2011-08-04T23:56:00.000-07:00

MTV'S 30TH BIRTHDAY TODAY! WATCH THE FIRST 10 MIN

2011-08-01T11:52:00.000-07:00

JACKIE COLLINS THE NATIONAL BESTSELLER! CHANCES

2011-07-27T23:52:00.000-07:00

TROPICAL BREEEEEEEEZE! ALWAYS A HUNK- FABIO FOR OLD SPICE

2011-07-23T06:17:00.001-07:00

JACKIE COLLINS WITH FAN AT HARRODS

2011-07-21T16:50:00.000-07:00

CLASSIC POSTER ART FROM THE STUD

2011-07-20T23:50:00.000-07:00

JOAN COLLINS, FASHION ICON; JACKIE COLLINS, STYLE ICON

2011-07-20T16:38:00.000-07:00

LAWANA IS A DIE HARD JACKIE COLLINS FAN

2011-07-20T12:40:00.000-07:00

JACKIE COLLINS FOR HOLLYWOOD WIVES WITH SYDNEY FAN

2011-07-20T12:30:00.000-07:00

A FAN'S COLLECTION OF JACKIE COLLINS' AMERICAN EDITIONS

2011-07-20T03:35:00.000-07:00

WENDI MURDOCH PRODUCED A MOVIE- SNOW FLOWER & THE SECRET FAN

2011-07-19T12:58:00.000-07:00

KATY PERRY'S FAN AT JEAN-CHARLES DE CASTELBAJAC

2011-07-18T14:07:00.000-07:00

SOPHIA COPPOLA'S MARIE ANTOINETTE FANS

2011-07-17T15:12:00.000-07:00

MARC JACOBS LOUIS VUITTON LACE MONOGRAM FANS

2011-07-17T13:48:00.000-07:00

THREE FANS ARE A HAT- PHILIP TREACY FOR ARMANI

2011-07-16T13:03:00.000-07:00

SOMEONE'S WIFE STANDING NEXT TO FAN PALM

2011-07-15T13:02:00.000-07:00

ITS JUST ONE ART OPENING AFTER THE NEXT

2011-07-14T23:46:00.000-07:00

STEVEN MEISEL, KARL LAGERFELD, AND HIS FAN

2011-07-13T14:23:00.000-07:00

GET YOUR KARL LAGERFELD GOLD FASHION FAN JEWELRY

2011-07-13T12:55:00.000-07:00

ROSSY DE PALMA'S LOUIS VUITTON MONOGRAM FAN

2011-07-12T14:36:00.000-07:00

THIS JACKIE COLLINS FAN HAD HIS MAKEUP DONE AT MACY'S IN SF

2011-07-08T08:00:00.000-07:00

FRIDAY TREAT: AINT GOTTA TELL ME I KNOW THIS PUSSY BE YANKIN'

2011-07-08T07:36:00.000-07:00

HELLO? JACKIE COLLINS? IS IT ME YOUR LOOKING FOR?

2011-07-07T20:41:00.000-07:00

A FAN'S COLLECTION OF JACKIE COLLINS' BOOKS: ONLY 8 MORE BOOKS TO GO! GET CRACKIN!

2011-07-07T02:23:00.000-07:00

PIANO FASHION: M83, TEASER FOR UPCOMING ALBUM 'ECHOES'

2011-07-05T01:37:00.000-07:00

OMAR BIN LADEN LOVES VERSACE?

2011-07-04T22:08:00.000-07:00

M∆¥∆ REAL VERSACE IS MIA: MΩYΩ CANT GET B©UGH† M∂¥∂ MåKE$ HE® OWN RULE$

2011-07-03T00:56:00.000-07:00

MIA GETS TO RIDE THE W MAGAZINE BIKE WITH DONATELLA

2011-07-02T00:07:00.000-07:00

WAKE UP JACKIE! ITS THE FIRST OF THE MONTH! CASH CHECKS!

2011-07-01T01:52:00.000-07:00

THIS AINT NO MAGIC TRICK BABI MAC IS A WHITE CHICK LOOK!! CAN I GET A KISS?

2011-06-30T00:51:00.000-07:00

JACKIE COLLINS HOLLYWOOD HUSBANDS

2011-06-28T22:14:00.000-07:00

JACKIE COLLINS TALKING ABOUT ________ ????

2011-06-27T21:00:00.000-07:00

Dear Jackie,

I know that you can hear the audio in this video clip but that's because you are tuned into your past, present, and future. For the rest of us, we have to read aloud the following transcription. This is from when I interviewed you *so* long ago! ;) This bit is from when you are talking about Fontaine Khaled, my *first* favorite Jackie Collins character...
(cue: play video now and read the following)
"Fontaine is a woman who’s completely obsessed with herself and what she can get out of life. She really doesn’t have a lot of integrity; she’s out for everything. She is a consumer in every way. She wants the best car, the best fur. She doesn’t care that it’s not politically correct to wear a fur. She wants the best men; she wants sex when she wants it. To Fontaine sex is a game and she plays Tony Blake."- Jackie Collins

DEAR JACKIE, IM JUST GLAD ITS NOT RAINING TODAY

2011-06-26T20:39:00.000-07:00

MUGLERZINE: FASHION HOUSE HUNKS

2011-06-25T10:58:00.000-07:00

Dear Jackie,

It's so simple for Muglar to put out a new fashion line isnt it? Thanks to Lady Gaga's first marriage to the brand. Her latest fashion husband is Gianni Versace Classics, in case you didn't know.

Muglar's packing list for the fashion show:
Giant rope? check.
Arm string? Check.
Gold Medallions? Check.
Roman pillars? Check.
HUNKS?? CHECK. IT. OUT!

WHO CAN STOP SHATAIYA FROM READING JACKIE COLLINS BOOKS?

2011-06-24T05:33:00.000-07:00

MUGLER GETS SOME STUDS OUT

2011-06-23T10:28:00.000-07:00

Dear Jackie,I thought you might appreciate this new fashion film by Nicola Formichetti for Mugler. Lots of Studs and hunks to feast your eyes on. For the X rated version go here: http://www.xtube.com/mugler/ ENJOY! XXX
"I wanted to bring some of that excessive drama and the look of fantasy back to porn - to acknowledge something as over-the-top as Tinto Brass' Caligula. With the explicit sex scenes left in."Nicola Formichetti

BEST LADY GAGA VIDEO YET. VERSACE. FIRE ESCAPE. SAXAPHONE SOLO

2011-06-17T10:49:00.000-07:00

SPEAKING OF SCHWAB, THE BEST MARTINI ON EARTH IS AT SCHWABL'S

2011-06-16T08:58:00.000-07:00

IN BUFFALO. BLUE CHEESE STUFFED OLIVES. BUFFALONIANS LOVE THAT BLUE CHEESE!

OH NICK, MY PORTFOLIO IS TOTALLY UNBALANCED

2011-06-10T08:42:00.000-07:00

JACKIE COLLINS HAS HAD A SCHWAB PORTFOLIO CONSULTATION

THIS IS WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH UNWANTED CLOCKS

2011-04-15T08:36:00.000-07:00

JACKIE COLLINS ON THE INDIAN RESERVATION

2011-04-15T08:32:00.000-07:00

"If it was 100 years ago, I would be sitting by the camp fire saying, "Let me tell u a story..."
- Jackie Collins

JACKIE AND JOAN COLLINS DO THE LIMOUSINE

2011-04-15T08:09:00.001-07:00

JACKIE COLLINS BULGARIAN HOLLYWOOD WIVES

2011-03-19T07:07:00.001-07:00

WHAM WAKE ME UP FACE

2011-03-17T11:31:00.001-07:00

F ∆ C E

2011-03-17T11:28:00.000-07:00

FA FA FACE

2011-03-16T10:39:00.000-07:00

HAVE YOU SEEN CHARLIE'S EYES?

2011-03-15T10:32:00.000-07:00

LOVE THE HANDBAG DRESS, OH YES

2011-03-14T16:47:00.001-07:00

SEXY SUNDAY: TERRY RICHARDSON STYLE

2011-03-13T04:43:00.000-07:00

A LIPSTICK?..... THAT WON'T COME OFF?

2011-03-11T03:19:00.000-08:00

EESTE LAUDER'S OPINION ON THE SUBJECT

2011-03-10T09:22:00.000-08:00

I HEART JACKIE COLLINS LIMITED EDITION PRINT

2011-03-09T05:35:00.000-08:00

Dear Jackie,

Yinka Shonibare thought my print "I Heart Jackie Collins," was a great inclusion in his first installment of Yinka's Guest Editions. I was one of five artists he chose to be part of the collection. The other four artists are Douglas Fishbone, Bob & Roberta Smith, Mary Jacoob, and Bjorn Veno. The complete collection is an edition of 25, and on sale online or at Yinka Shonibare's Guest Project space in East London. Do you want one of my prints? I will be sure to send you an artist's proof. I think you will love it. It's rather lusciously printed on glossy metallic paper as if it came straight out of a heavenly magazine. I do hope you hang it in your gorgeous home.

Mwah!
Sarah

JACKIE COLLINS ON THE SET OF LADY BOSS

2011-03-08T00:08:00.000-08:00

CHARLES JARROTT, DIRECTOR OF JACKIE COLLINS' LADY BOSS, DIED AT 83

2011-03-07T12:34:00.000-08:00

SEXY SUNDAY HUNKS GET WET WITH JANE RUSSELL

2011-03-06T03:46:00.000-08:00

JACKIE COLLINS TAKES OPRAH ON RODEO DRIVE TOUR

2011-03-05T12:20:00.000-08:00

CHRISTIAN MARCLAY'S 24 HOUR SCREENING OF 'THE CLOCK' @ BRITISH ART SHOW 7

2011-03-04T08:01:00.000-08:00

Dear Jackie,

You know how in London we have The Big Ben? Well that's because pocket watches are totally out of fashion. But this month there is another way to find out GMT and it's at the British Art Show 7, at Christian Marclay's screening of The Clock. Marclay assembled 24 hours of footage from other films so that at any given point when you see a clock in his piece, alas it be telling accurate time. And this Saturday is a very special occasion because Londoners are able to view Christian Marclay's 24-hour piece all night long. So if you should happen to be stumbling around Southbank after seeing a film at imax or a show at Old Vic, Marclay's film is rocking around the clock, and you could just pop in there to check the time.

Down with pocket watches!

Yours,
Sarah

(EW! This person is in SERIOUS need of a MANICURE!!! She must not be a HOLLYWOOD WIFE.)

FRIDAY TREAT: TEA TIME CUCUMBER SANDWICHES AT THE DORCHESTER HOTEL

2011-02-25T00:22:00.000-08:00

JACKIE & JOAN COLLINS: DRINKING A TWINKLE

2011-02-20T10:34:00.000-08:00

FRIDAY TREAT: COCKTAIL TASTING

2011-02-18T08:13:00.000-08:00

Dear Jackie,

We at Dear Jackie have been very busy looking for the perfect Joan & Jackie Collins cocktails.

The Twinkle has gold sparkles in it, and it's delicious. What I really like about this cocktail is that some of the little gold sparkles stick around on the face and hands- its as if the drinker becomes more fabulous after having it, similar to how I feel after reading a Jackie Collins novel. However, The Twinkle has champagne in it and we know that you can't stand champagne. Therefor it's suitable for Joan since sometimes you can't stand her! We know how she enjoys sipping champaign with young hunks in her hotel suite. Perhaps you would prefer The Clover Club. It;s fuchsia with a creamy top and is also very delicious. They are both very Joan & Jackie Collins-esque because they are tasty, gorgeous, and never get old.

Will you and Joan be joining us for the party?

TWINKLE
An elegant serving of 42 Below vodka stirred with elderflower cordial, served in a martini glass and topped with Champagne.

Origin: Created in 2002 by Tony Conigliaro at The Lonsdale, London. Tony founded the fabulous 69 Coleborook Row in London's East End.

To make:

3 shots 42 Below (or favorite) vodka
¾ shot St~Germain elderflower liqueur
Top up with Perrier Jouet brut Champagne
Add edible gold sparkles

SHAKE first 2 ingredients with ice and fine strain into chilled glass. Top with Champagne.

CLOVER CLUB
Bombay Sapphire shaken with raspberry syrup and lemon juice. Whipped into a creamy foam with a dash of albumen and Peychaud bitters, served in frozen martini glass.

Origin: Pre-dates Prohibition, The Clover Club cocktail is named for the Philadelphia men's club of the same name, which met in the Bellevue-Stratford hotel.

To make:

* 2 oz gin
* juice of 1/2 lemon
* 1/4 oz raspberry syrup
* 1 egg white
* 1 tsp sugar

SHAKE vigorously (more than normal to properly mix the egg and sugar) and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Top with fresh raspberry.

JACKIE COLLINS FACT: GODDESS OF VENGEANCE IS FINISHED!

2011-02-13T15:58:00.001-08:00

A JACKIE COLLINS FACEBOOK FAN SAYS:

SEXY SUNDAY SNAP-ON CLOCK

2011-02-13T09:20:00.001-08:00

NICKI MINAJ'S CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT

2011-02-10T04:38:00.000-08:00

ROBBERS AT ROLEX: PLAN FOILED BY KICK ASS OLD LADY (MUST BE LUCKY SANTANGELO)

2011-02-09T00:45:00.000-08:00

Dear Jackie,

I think I found Lucky Santangelo! She is a 70 year old woman living in London. ITV call her "Supergran." On Monday she was caught on video kicking ass as she fended off a gang of Moped Robbers with her own little handbag. The lady prevented robbers from stealing luxury watches from this Rolex shop and now four guys are in police custody thanks to her. Buying watches is dangerous business these days!

The lady said, "I know I put myself in danger. But I probably would do the same again." It's obviously Lucky Santangelo, don't you think?

I will keep my eyes peeled for future Santangelo sightings.
What a legend!

xS

MILLI VANILLI, THE ART OPENING, THE LAWSUIT, THE UPCOMING MOVIE

2011-02-08T04:37:00.000-08:00

Milli Vanilli Goes to an Art Opening

Milli Vanilli, Cash Rebate

Milli Vanilli, Care Free Bubblegum

Milli Vanilli, The Movie: News Report

JACKIE COLLINS FACT: HER LA HOUSE IS INSPIRED BY HOCKNEY'S "A BIGGER SPLASH"

2011-02-08T02:19:00.000-08:00

The following video should be called:
"JACKIE COLLINS GIVES A TOUR OF HER HOUSE"

SEXY SUNDAY (TIME IS 12:54)

2011-02-06T12:54:00.000-08:00

KATE MOSS, HI-FI TECH TRON, AND LIPSTICK: TEETH- SHAWTY (REMIX)

2011-02-04T02:38:00.000-08:00

DUNHILL, COLLINS: SAME BUT DIFFERENT

2011-02-03T06:53:00.000-08:00

THE NEWEST CLOCK TECHNOLOGY: HD3 SLYDE

2011-02-01T04:11:00.000-08:00

THE DOUG FISHBONE ROLEX- GET ONE!

2011-01-28T00:37:00.001-08:00

Dear Jackie,

I know you are loyal to Chanel's J12 high-tech ceramic watch, but perhaps you might be interested in trying something new for a change. You probably don't have a personal stylist, and you definitely don't need somebody to tell you what to wear. I like that about you.

However, I thought this might interest you. Artist and celebrity (in Ghana) Doug Fishbone produced this limited edition "Fishbone" Rolex art watch. You would be one of only 8 people to rock this beauty.

"Is this an official Rolex?" you may ask. "No Comment." I says.
"Did Fishbone get a counterfeit watch maker to put Fishbone on the face?"
Now, now. Put your doubts and queries aside. You dont even have to think about it.

The point is, Jackie, this here is a genuine piece of art. There are only 8 of these beauties in the entire world and you would do well to have one. Fishbone has major credentials. Young girls in Ghana collect his used towels and never wash the sweat off them so they can periodically inhale that unique Fishbone scent.

I was personally given (by Fishbone himself) a pair of limited edition Doug Fishbone thong panties. I wear them every once in a while when I want to feel like a celebrity.

You should try it!
S

TIME IS WHAT YOU'VE MADE IT, JACKIE

2011-01-27T01:08:00.000-08:00

SUNDAY BEST (SNAP-ON CLOCK)

2011-01-23T09:04:00.000-08:00

JACKIE COLLINS WEARS THE CHANEL J12 CERAMIC WATCH

2011-01-22T04:15:00.000-08:00

ITS ABOUT TIME PIECE: GIANNI VERSACE

2011-01-21T00:08:00.000-08:00

BRITNEY SPEARS GETTING A TACO

2011-01-20T14:59:00.000-08:00

TIME FOR JACKIE COLLINS

2011-01-19T14:51:00.001-08:00

ASPREY ROCK WATCH

2011-01-16T15:52:00.000-08:00

MILES ALDRIDGE SEXY SUNDAY CLOCK PORN

2011-01-15T23:47:00.000-08:00

MILES ALDRIDGE PHOTOGRAPHY: POKER TIME

2011-01-13T15:21:00.000-08:00

CHECK OUT MORE MILES ALDRIDGE HERE

CHANEL J12 WHITE HIGH-TECH CERAMIC WATCH AD

2011-01-13T00:56:00.000-08:00

WATCH BY CHANEL PHOTO OF MAGAZINE AD BY KATRILLION

THE CITIZEN ANA-DIGI

2011-01-12T08:15:00.000-08:00

THIS TECHNOLOGY IS ANALOGUE AND DIGITAL. GET IT NOW HERE

ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK

2011-01-11T08:00:00.000-08:00

BOOK SLUT GWEN REVIEWS JACKIE COLLINS' HOLLYWOOD HUSBANDS

2011-01-11T07:09:00.000-08:00

Dear Jackie,

Did you see Book Slut Gwen's review of Hollywood Husbands? I dont exactly follow her blog or anything but I do have the occasional "Jackie Collins" search in google and Book Slut Gwen showed up.

Anyway I like Book Slut Gwen's style. She doesnt bother with punctuation and she's not afraid to misspell and add in her own made up words. It has its charms and she seems to like your novel. All press is good press, Jackie, and this book slut gets your work.

Here's a snippet from her post:
Old Hollywood legend? Movie star turned prime time soap star Silver Anderson. A little big real life sister Joan, a little Shirley Mclaine, a little Liz Taylor. All awesome from the top of her amazing wigs to her Gucci clad toes

Read more here.

All Yours,
Sarah

FLAVOR FLAV (CLOCK FASHION) & SINÉAD O'CONNOR

2011-01-10T15:20:00.000-08:00

LADY GAGA EXHIBITS HER POLAROID GLASSES

2011-01-10T05:11:00.000-08:00